1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what’s bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a cool one when a good-looking female Belgian Tervuren comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Belgian says, “That’s not good enough.” The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative.” Finally the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone…cheese mine!”