Submitted by Anthony G:
Ducky: The lady got me a new ball.
Me: Yes she did.
Ducky: I love the new ball.
Me: I can tell.
Ducky: It is mine. Try to take it from me and I will kill you.
Me: Okay. Thanks for the warning.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Try to take it from me.
