Submitted by Anthony G:
Ducky: You know…
Me: Yes, I know.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It’s hot.
Me: I know, Ducky. I’m sorry.
Ducky: Make it less hot, please.
Me: I wish I could, Ducky. The air conditioner is broken.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I would be willing to settle for unconditioned air if it was cool.
Me: …
Ducky: Dogs can’t sweat.
Me: I know.
Ducky: And it’s hot.
Me: I know.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Because you’re sweating?
Me: …
Ducky: Because, boy are you sweating!
Me: …
Ducky: That’s kind of gross. Have you considered panting? It helps equalize…
Me: Seriously, Ducky? Please. I’m hot too. It’s 90 degrees in here.
Ducky: Oh my God.
Me: I know.
Ducky: 90?
Me: Yes.
Ducky: Degrees?
Me: …
Ducky: Fahrenheit?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Don’t…
Ducky: That’s like 630 dog degrees!
Me: I don’t think it works like that.
Ducky: It might. See, we can’t sweat so…
Me: We’re trying to fix the air conditioner. I promise.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Got an ETA?
Me: …
Ducky: Ballpark?
Me: …
Ducky: Guesstimate?
Me: …
Ducky: If you had to take a stab at a time for the hot dog?
Me: Two hours.
Ducky: Kay.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Don’t…
Ducky: That’s like 14 dog hours.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Can’t sweat but, you’ve gotta’ admit, pretty good at multiplying.
Me: Apparently so. Sorry about the heat.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
